Lol. Thor would be the equivalent of sadfleck.jpg.

That said, even Hela was able to lift the hammer while Loki struggled. I think it speaks volumes about his character. Despite being the god of mischief, thinking himself to be the rightful ruler of Asgard and Jotunheim, he was still unable to lift it.

What about the Hulk though? He would not necessarily carry with him Bruce's baggage. Why wasn't he able to lift Mjolnir in The Avengers?